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unbeleavable skill and ryme, speed, unbeatable lyrics and sound.the best period.
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by Blezo May 05, 2003
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The most talented rapper in the game. With the biggest underground fan base. Tech N9ne let his fans download his CD absolute Power directly off of his website and still made skrilla. FTI. Tech is so fast AND talented. He would make twista look like a fool.
Theres alot of slicker niggas where i come from,theres another missile catcher just like him, his name is mitchel bade, mitchel bade
by 7 sins July 08, 2004
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Kansas City based rapper. Crazy beats, unbeatable flow, lyrics off the hizzle fo shizzle, and gangsta lifestyle make this mutha fucka one of the greats.
"If u got scraps, nigga get the fuck up. Throw yo hands up, if u hella fucked up einstein tech n9ne 2 triple zip, ladies with the bar codes meet me after this. WHO KEEPS THIS MUTHA FUCKIN HOUSE ON LIVE? WHO KEEPS IT SIZZLING WHO KEEPS IT HOT? KC ROLL!"
by Z-MONEY featuring kyle March 26, 2004
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Best rapper out for the new millenium. Untouchable! Re-invented the sound

HEE-Ahh, into his words! It's the shit!
When it gets hot, the Tech's straight killin' hataz
When it gets rock, the sex rates 10 I made her sit on this jock
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by tee March 29, 2004
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unparalleled master of rhyme; scientific blend of technique and numerology: nine is the number of completion--nine months of pregnancy, nine lives, 360 degrees (a complete rotation 3+6+0=9)the completness is not 'finished' but 'mastered,' the technique is complete heat.
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by Philip Murillo November 07, 2003
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fuck adamm! tech n9ne is the sickest rapper right now. PERIOD! never once heard him on the radio. sick beats, deep bass. 36 is coo, but tech makes them sound like barney sing a longs
even the babies know technina got crazy flow
by dumb white kid September 15, 2003
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simply the best rapper alive, and he aint kiddin about the caribu lou.
no matter what japetoe says, tech n9ne is the best!!!! Domonic thinks the word japetoe is funny. LoL
by 707mattfromVallejo August 23, 2008
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