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Tebowling 

After the touchdown of a new year, one kneels to the porcelain god; Puking in the toilet after a night of alcoholic consumption/celebrating.

Reference is to Puking in the toilet while assuming the Tim Tebow (NFL Quarterback for Broncos) famous kneel (after scoring a touchdown he kneels in the endzone to give thanks to God)
I did a little Tebowling after the touchdown of the new year.
Tebowling by Hi2allpeople January 2, 2012
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Tebowling 

After a long night of drinking, the act of praying to God that you would never drink again while puking into the toilet while also tebowing.
John: Dude, you think we should hold her hair so she doesnt drown in the toilet?

Chris: Nah...while tebowling, she is protected because she is praying to her Lord and Savior while propping her own head. She's good.
Tebowling by Whitey McRosenski December 29, 2011

Tebowginity

The anti-jock; the person who saves his virginity even though he is athletic, popular, smart, and well-liked.
-"Dude, do you want to go hit that party up and bang that cheerleader?"
-"No man, I'm saving my tebowginity for that Denver Broncos cheerleader."

Tim Tebowing 

To get down on one knee and act like your praying
Guy:*get on one knee with a girl around

Girl: OMG no way are you proposing to me!

Guy: Ew no im Tim Tebowing
Tim Tebowing by Jep1011 January 7, 2012
The act of Tebowing while boning a sloot.
I just finished tebowning some girl. It was pretty bad, except for the last 2 minutes.
Tebowning by TimmyTebow November 28, 2011

Teboozing 

To get down on one knee and drink no matter what your surroundings are
We all went teboozing after the Tim Tebow led comeback for the Broncos.
Teboozing by Tim Tebooze December 4, 2011

Teblowing 

Form of getting down on one knee to deliver oral sex.
She totally was Teblowing me last...she did all on one knee!
Teblowing by Gnast October 27, 2011