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C.O.W. Team 

Can of Whup-ass Team:

A Super Bad-ass Team that is called upon when extreme situations arise. Usually reserved for Prison riots and civil unrest. When all else fails the police and military call on this elite team of super bad-asses to come and settle the score. The only equipment this team uses is 8, 12, 16, 24.oz of cans and sometimes 55 gallon drums of whup-ass. Once they're given the go-ahead to move in and take care of business , there's no going back. All pent up rage and anger has to be satisfied. Depending on the ounces used, .oz is multiplied by 3.14 equaling the time duration of Ass whupping. This could go on for hours, days, weeks or months maybe even Years.
It's getting out of control, call in the C.O.W. Team!
C.O.W. Team by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015
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S.O. Team 

Surveillance Operations Team

Big ball government guys in black S.U.V.
I don't want S.O. Team 2 feet behind me for this ride.
S.O. Team by Kofferlaci March 5, 2006

team on my back 

To "man up" in a sense and perform a difficult task at any cost, anything from single handedly defeating an opposing team or finishing two large pizzas in one sitting. A team is not necessarily involved. May also refer to an awe inspiring act of epic proportion.
Person 1: "Wow, there's no more soda left so you're gonna have to finish your bottle of Captain straight."
Person 2: "I don't think I can do it dude!"
Person 1: "You have to, we gotta get rid of this tonight!"
Person 2: "Fuck it, I'm gonna put the team on my back and just chug it all."
team on my back by shellystrick4L December 27, 2010

Put The Team On My Back

one's will to carry the team and not let any obstacle come in between.... a desire that you must achieve.... to go ahead and get that green (if you know what i mean)
a) greg jennings: dog, he Put The Team On My Back; dog i gotta do this shit. i put the team on my fucking back though

b) marshawn lynch: I've never seen a nigga Put The Team On My Back like this nigga

He Put the Team on his Back 

To do something both amazing and impossible for the overall benefit of your team, such as carrying victory and "dat shit" 99 yards with a broken leg, avoiding Darren SHAARPUH, crossing the plane, and getting a touchdown.
This is why I say Im one of the hardest niggas in Madden. I have one of the most best offenses in Madden history. Look at dis shit. Look at dat nigga. Greg Jennings caught dat shit, prolly last play of the game. But dawg, earlier doh, this nigga broke his FUCKIN LEG. How is he running with a broken. leg? Look at dis nigga holdin this shit doh. Dawg, HE PUT THE TEAM ON HIS BACK!

put da team on my back 

One's will to carry the team and not let any obstacle come in between... a desire you must acheive, to go head and get that green, if you not what i mean.
"dawg, gotta do this shit. put da team on my back doe. my leg broke, i dont know how the fuck i'm running right now doe. i do this shit...for madden. oh shit, DARREN SHARPER! one of the most hardest hittin safety's in the league. BUT, i put the team on my back do. fuck it, cross the plane. touch down. greg jennings."

"he put the team on his fucking back do! he put the fucking team on his fucking back do. deshaun jackson put da team on my back!"

Marshawn Lynch put the team on his back do, for seattle fuck madden. darren sharper, hold muh dick. shut up drew brees

team order 

In Formula 1 racing. It is an instruction that can only be given by Head race engineer or team owner that will adjust the outcome of the race.
Chief engineer Red Bull Christian Horner 2013 Malaysian Grand Prix

"Sebastian do not pass Mark, that is a team order"

Chief engineer Ferrari Matthew Hofer.
2012 Silverstone Grand Prix

" Felipe!!! Let Fernando pass you on this lap immediately!! That is a team order."
team order by FernandoA November 10, 2013