Teakell

1. Unit of measurement. An amount of time between discipline actions at a company. Generally seen as 48 hours.

2. noun/verb. To screw up so badly that a tool or piece of equipment is no longer usable by most people.

1. Well, looks like Mike is running at 1.5 Teakells.

2. Dude, I had to borrow your drill yesterday...and...well...it got Teakell'd. Lucky for you, there's a warranty repair center in town.

Teakell by CR-Pyro October 17, 2007

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will teakell

a hot ass bitch whomst everyone wants to fuck

will teakell is so hot

will teakell by whore3400 October 1, 2017

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Teakell • will teakell • teaella • Tekella

Tekella

A very pretty girl she is also petty and mean when she has to be she is not easy to get along with and is very honest also a very easy person to talk to.

Tekella is so petty

Tekella by Tekella January 26, 2019

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teaella

a weave snatcher with incredible talent and the ability to make you feel like a piece of crap in a matter if seconds

teaella just beat tony

teaella by WolfdenXD June 19, 2022

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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