by Gothic Mess September 1, 2022
Genetically engineered in the early 1970s in response to popular demand for “things that are miniature” (see Cooper Mini, espresso, Lilliputians, etc.), the teacup pig became an instant “fan favorite” as a pet amongst “posh teens” given their “cute-little ears” and “cute-little snouts.” In time, the teacup pig’s role in society evolved, enjoyed as both an underground gambling sensation amongst inebriates due to the elasticity of their hip flexors, aerodynamic tiny tails and downhill running technique; later, for pig roasts within the midget community.
that teacup pig was delicious.
by the teacup pig August 17, 2010
Going balls deep into a shank while eating sandwiches and playing the music of beck on cassette tapes and clips of Bill Clinton on VHS simultaneously.
I can't get the image of Monica Lewinsky outta my head after teacup pigging Aubry last night.
I got into teacup pigging to combine all my loves of music, history, sandwiches and sex.
I got into teacup pigging to combine all my loves of music, history, sandwiches and sex.
by Astate indians October 28, 2012
1) To act in an inapropos or unfitting manner, especially when the situation calls for formality.
2) To force oneself in a social situation foolishly, making an ass hat out of himself or herself.
2) To force oneself in a social situation foolishly, making an ass hat out of himself or herself.
(At the Governor's Mansion)
Aristocrat 1: "That gentleman behind me just spoke of this burning itch in his nether-regions, and subsequently pulled out his genitalia to show us his herpes scars.
Aristocrat 2: "What an asshat. He sure put his dick in a teacup!"
Aristocrat 1: "That gentleman behind me just spoke of this burning itch in his nether-regions, and subsequently pulled out his genitalia to show us his herpes scars.
Aristocrat 2: "What an asshat. He sure put his dick in a teacup!"
by Sporkle March 21, 2008
An uncommon, solitary, sexual position where a man's penis is passed between his legs and inserted into his own anus, making his body topologically equivalent to a teacup or any other solid geometric shape with a ring attached to it. Generally used to convey the extreme undesirability of a task or situation.
Tom: "Would you believe it? My girlfriend and her family decided to surprise me at home on my birthday, just when I was going doggy style on that other chick Laura."
Harry: "Ouch! I bet you would have rather spent a whole day in teacup mode!"
Harry: "Ouch! I bet you would have rather spent a whole day in teacup mode!"
by obs-r-us September 15, 2007
The act of forming a very cup-like depression with one's own ball-sack, then filling said scrotal-saucer with a cheap alcoholic fluid of your choosing. Execution involves recruiting the filthiest tramp-whore in your immediate proximity to retrieve the beverage without enlisting the help of her hands.
by D-Twizzy September 29, 2006
When a male is about to reach the climax then quickly kicks the back of the male/females leg forcing him/her to the ground. Then cuming inside the male/females ear forming a teacup.
by Shroom square June 5, 2014