by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020
by Cajeck March 2, 2008
'Golden Teacup' refers to a situation where you are having anal intercourse with your partner. At some point during the situation, if you decide to pee in your partner's butthole, you will have given your partner a 'Golden Teacup.' This can also refer to accidentally peeing in your partner's butthole. Girls can also give a 'Golden Teacup' as a perverse version of a 'Golden Shower.'
Hey baby, I want to bend you over and give you a golden teacup; I haven't drank water all day and my urine will be neon!
by GoldenTeacup April 15, 2015
A person who has qualities and/or attitude of a gangster, but is physically petite and/or dainty. Quite often they seem unaware of this fact.
"Hey Kim said there was something about wearing hoodies that made her feel comfy and good
but she's so little she ends up looking like a teacup gangster!"
but she's so little she ends up looking like a teacup gangster!"
by generalee72 September 17, 2009
Having anal intercourse with a midget while said midget is eating a bowl of cereal with no utensils and squealing like a pig.
Man, when Bill Clinton was in office he couldn't stop "teacup pigging" the Midget Society of America.
by Dirty Old Man Needs Love October 25, 2012
Hey bob, did you know the strip club down the street is having a leprechaun special for St. Patrick’s Day? It’s a bunch of teacup humans stripping in leprechaun outfits, the cover is only $10!!!
by LilBiscuitOnDaTrack November 11, 2018
by juliane.dantas0 September 29, 2015