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Teabaggistan

Mythical place where down is up, black is white, and reality never intrudes.

The president cut taxes again and we now have the lowest middle class tax rates in 40 years, but Teabaggistan is up in arms about the president raising taxes, confiscating our guns, and readying re-education camps to imprison us!
The president increased the Pentagon's budget again this year, but he's being attacked from Teabaggistan for cutting the Pentagon's budget.
Teabaggistan by RustyCannon June 6, 2010
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Teabagistan 

The country or land where teabaggers live, grow and thrive.
Upon exiting the political rally, the teabaggers hopped on their bus, and drove home to Teabagistan.
Teabagistan by ridddder October 5, 2012
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Stink lines

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schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
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eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
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Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
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