tazes

When a girl gives you a blowjob and also licks your balls

That bitch gave me the tazes last night.

by Nasty Nate March 22, 2005

taze

A alt. slang for cool right on ect, as said by the neo hippies, stoners, ect.

Shawn: I just bought a new hat, it's way cool.
Laura: Taaaaze

by zoey April 11, 2004

Tazed

Another term for getting drunk or high, commonly used with "turnt" and "lit"

Yo man I'm totally getting Tazed tonight

by Nate Cady January 3, 2016

taze

To hit with a miniature nuclear weapon.

The US tazed Caracas in 2015.

by Maj. T.J. 'King' Kong December 29, 2007

Texas Taze

When you take an old car battery and some jumper cables and you clamp the jumper cables to her tits then turn on the car battery and start fingering her.

Guy 1: "Man, last night I was with this girl and she wanted me to "Texas Taze" her."
Guy 2: "No way! How was it"
Guy 1: "She described it as electric"

by Mr_Blue_Pants November 30, 2018

Tazing Emu

To repeatedly electrocute your penis into an erect state. May use a defibrillator, car battery or toaster.

If you are going to use a toaster, you must be submersed in an ice bath and then drop the plugged toaster in. This works by chilling your penis until it is numb and then Tazing Emu with your toaster. Example: I'm going to taz emu.

by Tanger_BAM October 7, 2010

piss taze

when a male/female is resisting arrest from a police officer. and soiles themselves in the process

that tazer was brutal.. i had to get new underware cuz i piss tazed

by tyso the tasmanien tuscn tangl May 25, 2009