tourist torpor 

(noun) The way people grind to an unbelievably slow trundle when surrounded by either too many opportunities to buy (like a shopping malls) or garish tourist attractions (like Disneyland).

"Dude, I'm sorry we're late for dinner. There was crushing tourist torpor at the mall, it took us 25 minutes just to get to the car."

tourist torpor by b1-66er June 9, 2008

gawk of tourists 

a name for a group of tourists -- derived from the collective nouns, 'gaggle of geese' and 'flock of sheep'

Sorry we're late; a huge gawk of tourists was blocking the entrance.

gawk of tourists by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 5, 2010

Taurus 

taurus is the second zodiac sign , taurus loveee people & are great conversationalist!! people say taurus don’t like to be in the “spotlight” and don’t “like attention” which some might be like that, however many DO like attention & “being in the spotlight.” people also say taurus are quite and sometimes prefer to keep to themselves, again some maybe... but most LIKE people like mentioned before. taurus are usually very appealing to look at & are considered one of the most attractive zodiac signs. {i don’t believe anyone can say any of the signs is THE MOST ATTRACTIVE everyone is different & beauty is in the eye of the beholder} but anyways yes taurus are very outgoing and fun to be around !!! they can talk your head off , but they are good listeners if you really need someone to rant too, taurus will be there. they also keep secrets very well, if you want them to keep something on the DL don’t worry taurus got ya!!! taurus are friends with everyone but can be great friends with gemini & libra. taurus is ruled by venus... the goddess of love , as well as libra is so that maybe why they can be such good friends. romance isn’t always easy for a taurus to find & that is rarely the taurus fault. once a taurus gets in a relationship they will stay committed and are VERY loyal. they are very physical signs & love being held , loved , just touched in a cute way. make sure you have a taurus somewhere in your life!!!

Man, i’m so glad my bestfriend is a taurus!!! she’s always there for me.

Taurus by tauruszodiaccc December 10, 2017

suburban tourist 

A douchebag who drives around the suburbs at half the legal speed limit, looking at houses that he and his stuck up yuppie wife would like to purchase. Suburban tourists usually travel in groups of twos or threes in late model Dodge Caravans or VW Jettas, and have a tendency to stop randomly to point and discuss the latest shade of any butt-ugly pastel coloured siding they might encounter. They also love to stare at you when you're mowing the lawn, as they seem to think their stares and finger pointing are invisible to anyone outside their car.

I was late coming home for dinner today. There was a hoard of suburban tourists driving down Rutherford Road. FUCK ME!

suburban tourist by cokemidget June 28, 2008

Taurus 

A beautiful person inside and out.Very stubborn but caring.they either love too much or don’t care at all.if they don't feel the love will be depressed.kind but wont be the one to give second chances.Will always try to make you laugh and is very goofy

Girl 1:omd she’s definitely a Taurus shes so kind and pretty
Girl 2: i dont like her
Taurus:bitch who asked for your opinion
Girl 1:”standing there awkwardly “

Taurus by Mxss_boujie.bitch January 31, 2020

election tourist 

Someone who came to 4chan's /pol/ for explicitly political reasons, most likely during the 2016 or 2020 U.S. presidential election. Despite the fact that /pol/ was designed as a containment board, the election tourist will inevitably venture outside /pol/ and try to bring up political affairs on boards and threads that have nothing to do with politics. One of the single biggest factors in the decline of 4chan over the past 6-8 years.

This is a thread about Dragon Ball Z, why are you talking about Trump and Israel, you fucking election tourist?

election tourist by Ant96 February 11, 2022

Taurus 

There’s no other zodiac sign like a Taurus! Taurus’s are pretty/handsome , energetic, cheerful , stubborn , graceful and humours. Taurus’s are known for there great sense of humour. They love to joke around and rarely take anything seriously! They are usually very chill people when you first meet them. But when you get close to a Taurus you get to see the fun and amazing personality they have! Taurus’s love to share and are usually very generous , unless its there food! Taurus’s love to eat and sleep and can sometime be very lazy. But when they put there hearts to something they will accomplish it. Taurus’s usually have a lot of friends but are only close to a few. Taurus’s are the friendliest people you’ll meet. They live there social lives and live to talk! Mad Taurus’s are very dedicated. They make sure they chase there dream u till they get it. And lastly , Taurus’s are very attractive! They are one of the most beautiful people you’ll ever meet inside and out , but they don’t like to show there emotion much and are very closed off. So if you ever meet a Taurus keep them! They are literally the best!

Katie: Why is Sarah so flawless?
Avery: Because she’s a Taurus ofc!!

Taurus by ionlyspeakfactsperiodt July 25, 2020