Taum

complete idiot wiht shit for brains, messes wiht u but is a good lay

taum is so amazing?
no hes not hes a daouchebag wiht a dick!!

Taum by anilo November 8, 2010

Taum

The autistic version of "Tom"

You could be a Tom but you're just a fucking Taum, unlucky

Taum by Taum Keupelle June 25, 2020

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

A hill in New Zealand. The height of the hill is 305 meters (1,001 ft). The hill is notable primarily for its unusually long name, which is of Maori origin; it is often shortened to Taumata for brevity.

Person 1: Hey man have you heard of Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
Person 2 What?
Person 1: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
Person 2: WHAT?
Person 1: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
Person WHAT!??!?! ARE YOU MAKING IT UP?

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu by HoverPan June 14, 2019

taumbout 

taumbout, is most commonly mispelled taumbat. taumbout translates to, "talking about." used to express understanding and aggrements in conversation. also used to show excitement.

sometimes "nom" is added in front of taumbout to create a hybrid, "nomtaumbat". Translation, "know what im talking about." Usually used to ask, "Do you know what i am talking about?" Asking for reasurance by another peer on a specific subject.

Ex) peer one: I needa get dat booty. nomtaumbout?

peer two: yea

If you dont know what im taumbout then you dont know what im taumbout.

taumbout by jermtron February 6, 2008

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

The Maori name of a hill in New Zeland, it translates as "The place where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid, climbed, and swallowed mountains, known as a land-eater, played the flute to his loved one."

If you can pronounce Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu, you have too much time on your hands.

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu by Jeff Allen August 27, 2003

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu 

Maori word meaning "The place where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid, climbed and swallowed mountains, known as 'landeater', played his flute to his loved one". 2nd longest place name in the world with 126 characters after "krungthep mahanakhon udomrajniwes mahasatarn amorn pimarn avaltarnsatit sakatattiya visanukram prasit" which is another name for the Thai capital Bangkok.

One day I will go to Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu!

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu by brendan May 20, 2004

Sig Taumer 

One Gallon of Arnold Palmer half lemonade and half sweet tea mixed with half fifth of everclear.

Invented by the Theta Chapter of Sigma Tau Gamma

Man that guy drank a whole gallon of Sig Taumer. He is going to be wasted.

Sig Taumer by darklord2k September 1, 2009