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A moustache so curly and thick it resembles an afro.
Can be seen with an afro comb sticking out of it so it looks real.
The afrotash is currently in the making and will be marketed soon. Other companies such as MiracleGrow have put in a bid to endorse it after successfully growing afrotash's in half the time using their formula that made their plant food so sucessful.
Hey Lissy, if Paul grew a moustache I bet it would be an Tashfro!

-Whoa, have you seen the size of that guys Tashfro? Its huge!
-he must have used that MicracleGrow stuff. Cheat...
Tashfro by Cultureshock May 1, 2007
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tashbrown 

A person of short stature who may or may not contain the ability to do any work whatsoever. To date, there has been no evidence of work being done by a tashbrown, but some optimists speculate that it is within the realm of possibility.
Wow, he's not doing any work. That guy is such a tashbrown.
tashbrown by /definer April 21, 2009
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tha one nigger that will steal you bitch and life
You see that nigga's bitch get stolen by tasharo
tasharo by Anonymous[347] May 5, 2023

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026