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A portmanteau or combination of words, created to mean a retarded or unintelligible statement. Retarded+statement = tardment.
"You keep making tardments like that David, your girlfriend is going to think you have some kind of mental disorder."

"Shut up! I can't help it if I sound stupid sometimes."
by Shinobi_girl13 April 04, 2012
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