3 definitions by Shinobi_girl13
A portmanteau or combination of the words classy and whorish. Meaning to dress chic, fashionable, or elegant, but also appear to look very slutty at the same time. For instance if a girl were to be wearing knee high socks, a white blouse, and a red plaid skirt she would be labeled as slutty or whorish for wearing a school girl outfit, even though she might not be in the least bit revealing in attire. Hence, clorish.
"Ugh, I hate Abby!. All the teachers love her but she always wears such slutty clothes!"
"It's because she dresses clorish. She doesn't break the dress code but still looks like a slut."
"It's because she dresses clorish. She doesn't break the dress code but still looks like a slut."
by Shinobi_girl13 August 22, 2011
A portmanteau or combination of words, created to mean a retarded or unintelligible statement. Retarded+statement = tardment.
"You keep making tardments like that David, your girlfriend is going to think you have some kind of mental disorder."
"Shut up! I can't help it if I sound stupid sometimes."
"Shut up! I can't help it if I sound stupid sometimes."
by Shinobi_girl13 April 4, 2012
by Shinobi_girl13 July 27, 2011