tard wrangler

Person who's job it is to corral or otherwise guide a group of "slow or special people" while they are being transported from place-to-place (usually via foot).

While at the zoo, I saw a tard wrangler attempting to wrangle a stray tard when he bolted from the group near the monkey cage.

by The Sarge November 14, 2003

tard wrangler

the tard guards who have to do the dirty work

that tard wrangler just ran down two tards

by JakeLaurie April 12, 2017

Tard Wrangler

Teacher designated to corral non-docile retards

The tard was on a rampage, so we had to call in a tard wrangler.

by Platitudinous November 18, 2014

Tard wrangler

a person responsible for herding retards from one area to another.

why am i still working as a tard wrangler

by stupidretard420 October 4, 2006

Tard Wrangler

A non retard who (tries to) keeps retards in check. Characterised by their tight jeans.

Thankfully the 'tards have a Tard Wrangler to clear up their mess....

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 23, 2004

Tard wrangler

The one friend that has to stay sober so they can wrangle all the retards from a night of drinking

I guess I’m the tard wrangler for the night

by Enticious December 11, 2018

Tard-wrangler

Someone who exerts dominance over sassy tards.

Oliver is a master tard-wrangler

by Banana Hammie November 4, 2019