(Psych) Thick As Pig Shit.
Condition where a child appeared to be completely un-educatable, slow, moronic and lazy, frequently getting into trouble for which (in former times) the only solution was repeated savage arse smacking and caning. These punishments are now known to bring temporary relief from the underlying cause of TAPS, i.e. Anal Distraction Disorder (see ADD). The term is now obsolete, being the former psychological term for the condition now recognised as ADD.
Strueth! that Sheila was so TAPS, just could not take a hint, I had to dump her by faking my own death.
by Effluent Mills August 28, 2008
1. To begin to harvest
2. Gently hit or touch
3. Proceed to sex, fuck
4. A type of spigot head
5. A type of water
1. Johnny tapped into the gold mine.
2. Johnny tapped the table.
3. Johnny tapped dat ass!!
4. Johnny used a tap on the keg.
5. Johnny drank tap water and tapped dat ass!!
Having sex with a woman.
1. If I could just tap that ass once...
2. I tapped that ass and it was great.
by Obe July 13, 2003
to stick one's penis into; fuck
While checking out a girl: "Oo, I'd tap that."
by Dmac April 07, 2005
to perform sexual acts with -- not necessarily intercourse.
Would you tap that?
oh yeah, i'd tap that.
by wordmasta42 June 23, 2005
verb, to tap: to have sex with (derogatory)
Wow. She has a fine ass. I would most definitely tap that if I got the chance.
by ballaforeal February 13, 2005
a pharse that is used to describe the involvement of sex.
(1) I tapped that ass last night!
(2) Tapping that ass yeah baby!
(3)He thought he could tap that bitch yesterday!
by Melissa A April 25, 2003
A great form of dance in which the dancer wears shoes with metal plates on the bottom that produce sound when they hit hard floor. Tap is all about sound and rhythm!

Oh, and there's the sexual definition too, but that has clearly been overdone. :)
I'm doing a tap solo in the upcoming recital.

by The Illustrious Guinea Pig March 07, 2007

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