Tankfest 

a festival of sorts where noble men(and women) gather and drink excessive amounts of alcohol or beer, or both

-hey man you ready for the tankfest at daves?

yeah man we are going to get fucking plastered!

-dude we need or organize a tankfest this weekend..
yeah sounds good where should we host such an activity?

-(on phone) dude get to so and so's house its a goddamn tankfest!

-man last nights tankfest was fucking bonkers. i think i blew chunks like 6 times.

Tankfest by dahmerrr January 19, 2010

tankfest 

To get drunk as shit as to grow a beer belly.

Hey dude wanna Tankfest tonight?

tankfest by Hassin August 26, 2003

talkfest

A very very long conversation that leads to nothing.

This school success plan meeting was just a talkfest. No concrete decisions or measurable outcomes were reached.

talkfest by Bella Shtanz June 21, 2023

Tankest 

A derogatory word used to describe an individual or individuals who are seen as being the worst socially, financially, or emotionally due to their characteristics or actions. Derived from Stan Twitter describing a person who is a flop or is in their flop era

Liam Payne’s voice cracks on stage really proved to the audience that he is the Tankest member of the band

Tankest by a woke lightskin June 24, 2022