A term often used as a closing line in official government emails, but misunderstood by the guy at the depot as a definish dans dat Urban Dictionary. I guess this definition fulfills their belief. Damn, you gots me!
"guy, Im really looking forward to the definish of takes care in urbandictionary.com!"
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Basically saying “ sucks for you, good thing I’m not in that situation
Person 1: bruh I have to take a test today
Person 2: Take care, take absolute care
by dill03 July 13, 2020
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"To Kill" as the Mafia "takes care of" its enemies.
We ought to "take care of " ISIS members.
by stealth46 January 27, 2017
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When sick of being at work, this is the act of thwarting all responsibility, and simply leaving.
Worker 1: Dude this fuckin sucks. Are you taking care soon?
Worker 2: No you asshole, we have a manufacturing readiness review meeting at 3!
Worker 1: Take care, young fella.
Worker 2: I hate you.
by care taker October 12, 2009
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To take care of. action. in other words, give a blowjob, handjob, or to shag. Meaning to give sexual pleasure.
Matt to Abi: Love, you've been teasing me all night, the least you could do is take care of me.
by D'arcy-Starr McIntosh August 2, 2005
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Commonly used as a parting statement when saying good bye. People say it and do not ever stop to think about what it really infers when using it. So it is used incorrectly very often. It is actually a put down to the receiver. It's like saying your behaving odd and or crazy at this particular moment in time. A person in the conversation notes the above and points this out to the receiver by saying it when departing the conversion and or area. The receiver normally never notices it, so to say “right over their head”. See Have Fun.
Person enters room talking up a storm about something that is e relevant to what is going on in the present.

Person notes this when leaving room and says "take care" to this person, perhaps instead of have a good one or have a great one which would be more up beat.
by Generic John February 7, 2008
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1) What you say when you have nothing left to say to the person you are talking to, particularly towards the end of a fight. Usually meant to say that you couldn't care less about that person or what he/she does.

2) A way to call someone every nasty word you can think of without saying them all because the person you are saying it to either too stupid to understand any of them, or is not worth your time. In other words, it's like saying goodbye in a "fuckyou" fashion.
1) bitch: you're a cunt.
you: alright, that's fine.
bitch: oh, and I slept with your ex, just sayin.
you: take fucking care, bitch.

2) guy: I love you!
girl: I love you, too!

-1 week later-

guy: yeah... I met someone else
girl: well take care then!
by crazymfingtaco November 18, 2011
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