take a crap

Pretty self explanatory. Can be accompanied by a session of jacking off or sucking cocks.

First I'm gonna take a crap, then jack off, then suck cocks with that swamp donkey.

by Jaimev July 10, 2005

Take A Crap

dropping a piece of sht out of your Ass.

take a crap

by Drop a POO November 20, 2013

take crap

if someone behaves in an unpleasant or unfair way towards you and it affects you you take crap from it

1:You've done nothing for the last year, just wearing a hole on your pants in fron of the computer, you such a douche!
2: You may say whatever you want, Im not gonna take crap from all that and just walk away.

by Alex Lip May 19, 2009

take a crap out of your mouth

verb
Meaning to seriously spew some bad language or something horrible, verbally.

Peter: Geez, man! Karen is such a *&#@% in a %$@&%$# with a &@$%$& on her @%$#^.

Sam: Wow, watch it dude! Karen's my girlfriend!

Alecia: Yeah, Peter. Way to take a crap out of your mouth.

by MissTwix March 28, 2009