Taitie 

Taitie is slang for potatoe. Although often refered to when talking about food (e.g. Jacket Taitie for Jacket potatoe) it can also be used as a friendly form of telling someone they are a bit daft (e.g. dont be a taitie).

As far as I know this is slang in the North-east area of England.

"Jesus, Tara is a right taitie!"

Taitie by The Notorious Dr P May 24, 2005

Taite 

A pretty, classy girl who likes to have fun with friends and is not afraid to live on the wild side. She is very nice and unique. She dresses in a style that's classy but casual and can do much better then a mean ginger.

"Do you know Taite?"
"Yeah! Don't mess with her! she'll use crazy mind games on you cuz shes so smart!"

Taite by the keeks August 1, 2012

Dropped Yer Tattie 

When a females tampon is sticking out her vagina and is noticeable through her clothes.
If there is blood visible through the clothes then we would say "Yer Tattie is covered in sauce"

(man) - "Hey you!"
(woman) - "What?"
(man) - "YE DROPPED YER TATTIE!"

Dropped Yer Tattie by Hi Calum :-) December 6, 2009

Tattie Mongerin Leprechaun

Something you probably shouldn't call an Irish person, especially if you're Scottish.

William: "Aye fok off ya tattie mongerin Leprechaun"
Alby: "Whot de fok ded you just call me?"

Tattie Mongerin Leprechaun by The Insult Man April 13, 2021

Arse stained tattie 

A way to call someone a potato dipped in shit. A general insult.

Sum Buddy: "Can I borrow 5 bucks?"
Appe Erson: "Fok off ya arse stained tattie"

Arse stained tattie by The Insult Man April 16, 2021

Tatties and Bear 

The different, but funnier way of saying "titties and beer." You would usually say this when someone asks you what you would like to do before going to a party and having a great f'in time.

Yo Nick, wat do you wanna do tonight?" Nick's response: "Tatties and Bear!

Tatties and Bear by Captain Morgan Freeman June 29, 2010

Trophy Shelf Tities 

Large breasts that do not sag, by sitting on top of a fat roll.

The turtleneck Natalie was wearing at the Christmas party really showed off her Trophy Shelf Tities.

Trophy Shelf Tities by Rhinestone Tubs May 13, 2010