A girl who has gross nipple hairs on her breasts which scar a man for life. The girl has no self respect and no respect for the man she is hooking up with.
A guys starts to fool around with a girl and takes her shirt off. After removing her bra, he notices a disturbing amount of nipple hair surrounding her nipples, this girl will forever referred to as tairy hits.
by dr love2 November 9, 2009
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The greatest actor to have ever lived. Period.
Jim says to Phil: Dude, I saw Tairy Greene in that new movie. Ya know, where he plays a ballet dancer and gets crippled or whatever, and has to work his way back up to being able to dance again. Well anyway, long story short...he was so fucking good, I creamed on the spot as soon as he made his first entra...eeehehhheuugh....oohooooooaaaaggh....fuck...fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuuuhffffff-f-f-f-fuuugaaah............shit. I just did again.
by King Geeber January 3, 2012
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Hey brah i was just looking at my Tairy Hesticles last night and they are oversised.
by TheMLGNoscoper March 1, 2015
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A mango-licking croc snack with a penchant for redheads. Often seen on sabbaticals. Has an unnatural love for pizza and likes to rub it all over his naked body. Also often seen with facial piercings.
Let's feed a Tairy to a crocodile!

OMG that guy is going all Tairy on that box of mangoes!
by Sorcha123 December 11, 2013
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