Some nasty ass pussy with eye crust in it,smells like a salmon took a bath in horse shit.
You fuck that broad? Nah man she had a crusty taco had to drop a bitch off.
by Brookayjugs May 24, 2018
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The act of fucking a girl in her ass while she then shits on you as you procede to fuck her in her vagina.
RJ: Man last night me and Alexis tried out The Valley Taco. ;)
Pablo: Damn!!! You lucky S.O.B :)
by MrNiggaArches August 15, 2011
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When you’re giving head and sucking the balls while you are wrapped up in the sheets like a burrito
Your mom gave me a Taco balls Supreme last night
by Doodoosweat October 8, 2017
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The act of pressing ones anus against a glass window and proceeding to deficate after making eye contwct with a neighbor. The fecal matter then fills between the buttocks like a taco.
Karen across the street called the police on me for having a few friends over and being "too Loud", so the next morning I made her a nice Starfish Taco"
by toastINbed October 16, 2022
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when clyde and kyle eat taco bell and then shove their taco-flavored tongues down each other's throats.
i don't know if taco tongue is a known or a verb so

"they're taco tonguing again 🙄"
by kennycore July 28, 2020
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N. The markings on the body from sleeping for an extended period of time, caused by blankets, clothing, or any other thing one would sleep on. Commonly found on the chest, face, and arms.
person 1: I just had the best nap of my life

Person 2: whats that all over your chest?

Person 1: oh those are just some sleep tacos from my blanket.
by lolo123lolol123 November 17, 2013
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When kids are at an arena or crowd event and while either standing, sitting, or climbing around, somehow gets folded up into the seat.
Brooklyn was standing on the seat to watch a hockey fight, but she was standing too far back on the chair, and became a kiddo taco.
by d mom kiwi April 2, 2022
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