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Taco Smear:

When a man shits into the females asshole while its being held open and gaping. The man then pours extra chunky salsa, mild sauce, beans and cheese into the asshole on top of the mans shit. Next you can use a spoon or straw to eat the tasty treat out of your lovers asshole
Man that fucking twat shovel from last night deserved the taco smear i gave her
by Chili-Dogg March 23, 2009

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