At Basic Training where one person at your table eats his or her food so fast that the Drill Sergeant, Military Instructor etc. believes the rest of the people at that table should've had enough time to eat, and makes everyone else at the table get up and go without even finishing their food. This usually results in the people who were at that table disliking that individual because they were "Table Fucked".
"Trainee Doe is done eating already why the hell aren't the rest of you finished!?!? Hydrate and get the piss out!"
Table Fucked Trainees "What the piss Doe, Why'd you table fuck us? We're starving!"
Table Fucked Trainees "What the piss Doe, Why'd you table fuck us? We're starving!"
by Demolix October 31, 2011
when Isaiah doesn't get his nasty ass foot fungus feet off of my nice, blue little table and we all gotta fuckin jump him in smash because he playin Ganon like the nasty bitch he really be. nasty funky lookin feet with the fungus from wario's ass
otherwise known as a total bruh moment
otherwise known as a total bruh moment
by inkdoom July 22, 2019
by Yourfuckingtableslutmkm April 27, 2016