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1) A great word to shout out.
2) A woman's vagina.
3) A blow to the face or genitalia.
4) Used by Tweety.
5) An offensive term for a person.
6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.
1) "You're getting right on my tits you TWAAAAAAAAT!"
2) "Nice twat there woman."
3) "You twatted me, I'll twat you back."
4) "Where's dat liddle puddy twat?"
5) "Tony Blair's a twat."
6) "TWAT is going well, don't you think?"
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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A soft place for guy to stick there penis & fingers or a girl to stick her fingers otherwise known as a pussy or vagina.
Chad : Oh baby why don't you spread that TWAT so I can pleasure you with my creamy cum!
Kiersten : Wow I just love your cum it makes me feel all warm & gooey inside!
Chad : And I love the feel of your TWAT wrapped around my cock!
Kiersten : Damn I so wet!
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Jeremy Clarkson is correct in thinking that Piers Morgan is a complete twat.
by leahcim99 November 02, 2013
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Twat- A less offensive version of "Cunt".
Often mispronounced by Americans. Pronounced TW@T, not Twot.
I hope Justin Bieber stops making music, he is such a twat.
by Dr. Sister Fister December 18, 2013
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1) Pussy
2) A great word to shout when inebriated
3) Another word for what
1) I stuck it in her twat.
2) "TWAT"
3) Twat did you say, I cunt hear you? Tits alright, bare-ass me again! Eh, we'll finger it out later.
by Chode March 27, 2005
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1) A derogatory term for a person whoose behaviour is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.
by Mikeonthemoon May 25, 2005
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1) Slang term for the female vagina.
2) An inept person.
3) ne 1 who spelz lk dis. r u 1??? u no who u r.
Is it in your twat yet? That's your taint?
Look at that silly twat.
r ne u twats on aol 2?
by Wigga May 09, 2003
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