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shortened version of television;people like to watch it a lot
Joe:Hey dude let's got watch TV.
Ed:Ok.
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Short for "time vacumn", because a television —and any other devise with a screen, such as computers, portable video games, cell phones, etc.— tend to suck your time away without you noticing.
"Sorry I'm late for our wedding, honey. I sat down in front of the TV and didn't see the time pass".

"But Larry ... you don't HAVE a TV!"

"Oh, yeah. I meant my digital camera. I was taking pictures of my penis to get you hot for our honeymoon, and I couldn't stop retouching myself"
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Television

Often watched for far too long.


An easy way of parenting for lazy bums on the welfare. Kill 'em all.



Also used for "transvestite"- someone who dresses out of their gender.
A-Team was the best show ever to get on TV.


Yo mama a tv.
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
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The secretive way of saying "tuna vagina" when you really don't want anyone else to know what you're talking about.
Connor: Hey, where's your mother?
Lisa: She must be hiding in someone's T.V.
Connor: Oh, ok.
Lisa: Yeah she's sniffing a B.B.!!!
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TV: The first telivision has appeared with the arrival of Mankind. It was first made out of stone during the stone age, but the dates remain unprecise. In the lately 1930's, the TVs were made out of more complex materials and you could see something moving in it for the first time. Still Today, scientists are still looking for interesting shows because shows today are still as useless as 20 centuries ago. Id advise you to stick to your computer while the TV still evolves a bit more.
TV is a brown box with little images and colours moving up and down. In a few words, TV sucks bahhd.
by Zee Dogg May 26, 2007
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some fukin box that wastes ur mind....
i wach it all the time....................... and im not smart..................... at all
by da_friendly_demon December 06, 2003
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A glowing set of Tits and a Vagina. thats seems to attract all people to constantly stare.
All I see on TV is tits trying to sell me shit I don't need.
by the NAD April 25, 2005
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