"I just bumped my
little toe in the leg of the table! TSIPS!"
"Dude, what's the name of the blister you allways get above your heel when you first wear Source sandals?" -"TSIPS"
"I didn't shower for a few days and now I have the TSIPS between my bum-cheeks"
"My brother caught me
jerking off over a photo of my sister... TSIPS"
"That woman just told me that she's keeping my baby and
I don't even know here! TSIPS!!!"
I was so drunk at that pary, and I was making out with this super hot girl. I reached into her pants but instead of lady parts I found TSIPS"
"I wanted to prepare a nice dinner for my girl. she got home and we started drinknig and I forgot the chicken in the oven. smoke started to come out so I ran and took it out but forgot the gloves, so instead of a night of good food and
insane love-making I ended up in a hospital having a male nurse called Vadim giving me a Gastric lavage
through my anus... TSIPS... "
