Tottenham shopping spree

1. The liberating of desired goods from shops using none other than a baseball bat and a piece of dislodged paving.
2. AKA Looting, as seen on a wide scale in August 2011 during riots in Tottenham, North London.

Gee Gaz, I sure like your 36 inch HD TV", "Thanks, I picked it up on a Tottenham shopping spree.

by donwanakno August 12, 2011

to go up tottenham court road

anal sex

i had a good date last night, i got her to go up tottenham court road

by mydak January 1, 2011

Tottenham Tosser

An arsehole who supports Tottenham and is most likely a part of the EDL and would have a Twitter Bio that looks like this

Big John - Down the pub - 55
‘ate the wife, love footy and Brexit
‘ate immigrants, especially those curry munchers

Not everyone who supports Tottenham is a Tottenham Tosser, just the ones who are in the EDL and think it’s the best team in the league. Even though it’s the deadest piece of shite.

“Is that John attacking an immigrant?”
“Aye, from what I’ve heard he’s a Tottenham Tosser”

by July 8, 2021

tottenhammed

A situation where a football team concedes 7 or more goals, usually against a German side

It‘s already 4-1, they might get tottenhammed...

Wow 8-2?! Barcelona just got absolutely tottenhammed!

by Phtefan August 21, 2020

Tottenham hotspur

The best football team in London!
It's Not a sexual act to a fake disbelief by frustrated arsenal and Chelsea fans, but a act of pure football beauty and phenomenal footballing quality.

Tottenham hotspur win again what a performance

by G unittttt November 22, 2020

tottenham

the best team in north london and can and will always beat arsenal. they will always beat arsenal because they are the shitest and smallest club in FOOTBALL

when i wake up tottenham would have beat arsenal 10-0

by iloveharrykane December 6, 2020

Tottenham

shit

what do we think of Tottenham?
SHIT
what do we think of shit?

TOTTENHAM

thank you
THATS ALRIGHT

WE HATE TOTTENHAM

by urakiddiefiddler January 26, 2023