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TOO DRUNK TO FUCK

originaly coined by jello biafra

1. so drunk you can't lift your dick or even use it.

2. inability to grow your wood
this drunk dick is too drunk to fuck again, where am i going to get my crack money now?
by RepOmaN April 18, 2013
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Originating from a Dead Kennedy's song. This occurs when someone drinking alcohol has had too much and is unable to sexually perform. See also TDTF.
"Dude we're almost on the second carton!"

"Yeah I'm Too Drunk To Fuck!"
by mecha-streisand December 01, 2008
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