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8.
Tiny Infant Dick Syndrome. Incurable condition in which the male genatalia never experiences growth spurts thus becoming disproportionately small to the rest of the body.
Damnit Cody, are you in yet?
Fuck you woman, I got TIDS!
by Jackal xXx May 12, 2014
 
9.
tid
a cigarette, regional, kent
Got a spare tid?
by bandarseribeg January 31, 2011
 
10.
Tubby in Denial... A person who acts skinny but is really obese!
Alex is a T.I.D
by Boberino April 29, 2003
 
11.
tid
This word is used solely in the small town of Castle Douglas (also see spicket and sassages). the word "tid" refers to what sort of mood you are in.
Crag said "hows the tid?"
Lasto answered "i'm in good tid today, thanks pal"

or

Garzo said "i'm in goot tid today fellas"
by Fray-Z December 17, 2009
 
12.
TID
The act of getting "Tooled down", in which the participator enters a semi-god status,and gets "down and dirty" on the dancerfloor/scence. The participant is invulnerable to cheap pick up lines, critics of the 80's and all forms of physical pain(excluding cheap foreign beer).It is found that Tooling It Down is a very orgasmic experience and often the user must spend several hours getting groovy after Tooling It Down

To initiate the act of Tooling It Down, a person must raise his left fist above his head, and cry "TOOL IT Down!"

Warning: Side effects include tendicies to believe you are invisible, everyones best friend and God damn sexy (your not!)

They'd just come home from Tooling It Up and where exhausted when the two hot single neighbours dropped by on their way to the club. They TID and damn they got lucky.
by Tool3y November 14, 2006
 
13.
TID
TID stands for Thanks in Advance; acronym used for expressing Gratitude.
John: I'll gift you Iphone 4S this weekend.
Doe: Well TID i guess.
by mAir February 28, 2012
 
14.
TID
Acronym for Tone It Down or Tune It Down. A quick way to ask someone to ratchet down the political rhetoric.
I wanted to say shut up but I exercised by civility and simply said TID.
by Blind Assassin January 13, 2011