The thinker

you know everything for no reason

bro you're actually the thinker

by thinkertron November 6, 2023

the thinker

When you're hammered and fall asleep while on the toilet, often in a position that resembles the famous statue.

Alex went full chee mode last night and I woke up to find him in the thinker.

by oreo6969420 December 12, 2018

The Thinker

The Antagonist of ‘No country for old men.’ The guy with the cool haircut. Not the guy from the flash. Bro is not the thinker.

“Man I can’t believe people actually thought the thinker wasn’t the guy from no country for old men.”

“The guy from the flash is NOT the thinker.”

by NotJohno July 17, 2023

thinkering

for when ur ponderig.

ALAS im thinkering... rn (from gladunkulousgirl05)

by gladunkulousgirl05 July 9, 2023

Thinkering

For a female to pleasure herself with the power of thought

Elaine was thinkering herself over Craig in the bath until she climaxed

by Cman8689 March 6, 2021

Dick-thinker

Dick thinker is someone be lead on by man's sexual intercourse train of thought . . . . When that's not normal . . . Clearly . . . When they are thinking with their "dick"😹

Wow stop thinking with your dick . . . She is such a dick thinker. . . (For a female) . . . . . She shouldn't use her metaphorical dick-thinker so much

Travis said to kat

by PoTz& GiGlez April 24, 2020

Dick Thinker

One who thinks soley with his penis.

Girl 1: Hey, Steve is totally hot, you should ask him out.

Girl 2: He is hot, but a total dick thinker. I'd never be able to trust him.

by Aphrodite1972 January 12, 2012