by Johnny shitposter September 25, 2019
The process of inserting your genetalia into one of the many holes of a hubcap that had fallen off a car. Usually done by mentally retarded persons who fantacize about having sex with their own cars. This is usally done to Subarus, Toyotas, Lincolns and Hyundais. Once the person has finished the action, they will usually ejaculate pre-maturely all over the curb infront of their home and run away. There have been over 384 cases of Hubcap sex reported in the year 2005, and the population is rising, we must prevent these repulsive and abusive activities done by elderly men.
Dude, I went outside to get the early newspaper and saw my neighbor Mr. Rogers engaging in Hubcap sex with my other neighbor's old 1998 Toyota Carolla Hubcap.
by Haithur January 28, 2006
a huge western styled, jewel encrusted (usually rubies) rodeo belt buckle with event name, date, location, and winners name engraved ot it.
by P A J L October 14, 2007
The car a gangster uses to do crime with. A backup car, that is almost always a piece of junk that can be ditched after a crime is committed. A car that could be used in a stick up, drive by, heist, etc. Also referred to as a throw-away car or a do-dirt car.
A gang leader may tell his soldiers to use a hubcap car instead of a car with rims because it is less identifiable and can be disposed of without much financial loss.
by Barry Bangs April 18, 2009
by victor April 2, 2005
“Oh that’s my hubcap, or at-least that’s what I call him. It’s a reminder to him that he can be easily removed and replaced”
by Frah December 11, 2019
Family first... Hubcap or milk!
by Jesyca September 8, 2019