Sometimes referred to as Toby Flower, or 'Tee-Wee' is a haunch removing specialist operating out of the South West London area. A specialist in crumpet, haunch removal and attacking females, TFlowerFitness has been burying his ferret in muff since 1998.
He has two pets, an Italian Spinone called 'Dog aids' and 'Baby Toby', otherwise known as his corey.
With an impressive first date hit rate in the upper 90% quartile, TFlowerFitness is unrelenting and unflinching in quest to 'complete' all the females in London. He frequents the Peruvian Sinus Sauce on a near weekly basis, and greatly enjoys beers with the boys and 'bantering' with American Express.
Last seen on December 31st in the Brixton area, having indulged in a large quantity of Triceratops Ketamine and was glued to his sofa at 7:30pm the fucking embarrassing mess.
For any inquiries about TFlowerFitness, please forward correspondence to graham.hart@ntlworld.com
- Jordan Pledger
He has two pets, an Italian Spinone called 'Dog aids' and 'Baby Toby', otherwise known as his corey.
With an impressive first date hit rate in the upper 90% quartile, TFlowerFitness is unrelenting and unflinching in quest to 'complete' all the females in London. He frequents the Peruvian Sinus Sauce on a near weekly basis, and greatly enjoys beers with the boys and 'bantering' with American Express.
Last seen on December 31st in the Brixton area, having indulged in a large quantity of Triceratops Ketamine and was glued to his sofa at 7:30pm the fucking embarrassing mess.
For any inquiries about TFlowerFitness, please forward correspondence to graham.hart@ntlworld.com
- Jordan Pledger
by PureSwift074 January 19, 2023