2 definitions by PureSwift074
The Expendabalds are an elite group of bald Tobys conceived to root out and destroy enemies of his High Holiness, Lord Teezus. Operating under the stewardship of TFlowerFitness himself, the Expendabalds' wide array of skills includes assassinations, espionage, Government destabalisation and marauding females. In 2023, following outcry from Iron Popat that the group liked diversity, the Expendabalds recruited Toberella into their ranks. She has over 200 confirmed kills to date, and has seduced and secured information from some of the world's most powerful men.
If you see a member of the Expendabalds in public, it is a surefire sign that chaos is soon to erupt. Avoid engaging with them unless absolutely necessary. Your best and only hope of survival is to hide and pray they don't find you.
If you see a member of the Expendabalds in public, it is a surefire sign that chaos is soon to erupt. Avoid engaging with them unless absolutely necessary. Your best and only hope of survival is to hide and pray they don't find you.
by PureSwift074 April 13, 2023
Sometimes referred to as Toby Flower, or 'Tee-Wee' is a haunch removing specialist operating out of the South West London area. A specialist in crumpet, haunch removal and attacking females, TFlowerFitness has been burying his ferret in muff since 1998.
He has two pets, an Italian Spinone called 'Dog aids' and 'Baby Toby', otherwise known as his corey.
With an impressive first date hit rate in the upper 90% quartile, TFlowerFitness is unrelenting and unflinching in quest to 'complete' all the females in London. He frequents the Peruvian Sinus Sauce on a near weekly basis, and greatly enjoys beers with the boys and 'bantering' with American Express.
Last seen on December 31st in the Brixton area, having indulged in a large quantity of Triceratops Ketamine and was glued to his sofa at 7:30pm the fucking embarrassing mess.
For any inquiries about TFlowerFitness, please forward correspondence to graham.hart@ntlworld.com
- Jordan Pledger
He has two pets, an Italian Spinone called 'Dog aids' and 'Baby Toby', otherwise known as his corey.
With an impressive first date hit rate in the upper 90% quartile, TFlowerFitness is unrelenting and unflinching in quest to 'complete' all the females in London. He frequents the Peruvian Sinus Sauce on a near weekly basis, and greatly enjoys beers with the boys and 'bantering' with American Express.
Last seen on December 31st in the Brixton area, having indulged in a large quantity of Triceratops Ketamine and was glued to his sofa at 7:30pm the fucking embarrassing mess.
For any inquiries about TFlowerFitness, please forward correspondence to graham.hart@ntlworld.com
- Jordan Pledger
by PureSwift074 January 19, 2023