That/those fucking whore(s)
by Cuntingwhore March 9, 2017
tfw is an acronym meaning "the fuck what" (usually followed by a question mark)
it's used to express being confused or amazed by something.
It's also used by Star Wars geeks to imitate the way Yoda would say 'what the fuck'
it's used to express being confused or amazed by something.
It's also used by Star Wars geeks to imitate the way Yoda would say 'what the fuck'
guy #1: Hey, have you heard about that guy that could bend all the way over until his head is under his ass and then shit on himself?
guy #2: tfw!?
guy #2: tfw!?
by JunkoNL August 7, 2006
by cj mauri October 15, 2009
tfw no gf is a statement of sorrow. A statement of utter companionlessness.
These exceptionally powerful and pungent 7 letters describe one of the worst feels to mankind; the feeling of having no gf.
People who can describe feels they are feeling with this almost undeserving abbreviation for unbelievable loneliness could turn the most peaceful and rational thinkers insane if those people just spent one hour in the mind of a person suffering from tfw no gf.
tfw no gf is the worst feel to mankind. Knowing you are unwanted by the opposite gender, being (in terms of the survival of mankind) useless, utter desperation, being sexual oppressed and the crippling loneliness makes this feel the worst feel known. Long term exposure to this feel can leave you as a wizard virgin.
These exceptionally powerful and pungent 7 letters describe one of the worst feels to mankind; the feeling of having no gf.
People who can describe feels they are feeling with this almost undeserving abbreviation for unbelievable loneliness could turn the most peaceful and rational thinkers insane if those people just spent one hour in the mind of a person suffering from tfw no gf.
tfw no gf is the worst feel to mankind. Knowing you are unwanted by the opposite gender, being (in terms of the survival of mankind) useless, utter desperation, being sexual oppressed and the crippling loneliness makes this feel the worst feel known. Long term exposure to this feel can leave you as a wizard virgin.
The first known recorded incident of this feel was documented in the early 1900's:
Dave: Hi Jack! How are you? It's such a lovely day today, isn't it?
Jack: Pleasure to see you again, old fellow. It is a fantastic day today- wonderful for a seaside trip and all. I am well.
Dave: Indeed; I just got back from the seaside in my new ford model -T with my gf.
Jack: ..... >tfw no gf.
Dave: I am so sorry, Jack. I forgot about the incident.
It is reported Jack turned completely white at this point.
Jack was never seen again
liek dis if u cri eyrrtyim ;_;
Dave: Hi Jack! How are you? It's such a lovely day today, isn't it?
Jack: Pleasure to see you again, old fellow. It is a fantastic day today- wonderful for a seaside trip and all. I am well.
Dave: Indeed; I just got back from the seaside in my new ford model -T with my gf.
Jack: ..... >tfw no gf.
Dave: I am so sorry, Jack. I forgot about the incident.
It is reported Jack turned completely white at this point.
Jack was never seen again
liek dis if u cri eyrrtyim ;_;
by Anonymous8223 August 11, 2012
by gta3toilets March 1, 2017
Much more than a feel, an underlying truth you have to ignore by watching anime or playing games. It is when you have fully come around to acknowledge that women don't like you, even after you have tried your best, you've thrown away your time for many of em, and still, none of those ladies liked you, or cared for that matter. This term was invented for wizards, incels, and bots, but it has gained some recognition from your average shitty norman who complains about going a year without a girlfriend when the lot of us have never had a female even dare to throw attention at us. Females & normans mostly think this is just a meme but it is much more for the real breathing males out there who feel dead inside without any female encounters or attention for that matter. They don't know what it's like for a man to be isolated from a gender for so long.
Normie Anon:>I miss my gf.... tfw no girlfriend
Anon: Least you had a girlfriend dickface, which obviously means you have the ABILITY to get another one. BTFO normtard
Anon: Least you had a girlfriend dickface, which obviously means you have the ABILITY to get another one. BTFO normtard
by ImSoNEW July 1, 2018