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Teppo by finnishflash September 30, 2008
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Tesco Value Vodka
Oh sweet aqua vitae!
Britain's cheapest vodka brand, only available in Tesco stores.
It has become the staple alcoholic beverage of students and tramps across the United Kingdom, usually mixed with equally low budget soft drinks.
When exposed to freshers this beverage, above all others, has been proven to result in events of great hilarity and/or death.
Many theories surrounding the actual ingredients of this mythical elixir exist, it is most probably fermented primarily from the alcohol soaked clothing of dead Irish men - giving it that slight after taste of Guinness... and corpse.
Britain's cheapest vodka brand, only available in Tesco stores.
It has become the staple alcoholic beverage of students and tramps across the United Kingdom, usually mixed with equally low budget soft drinks.
When exposed to freshers this beverage, above all others, has been proven to result in events of great hilarity and/or death.
Many theories surrounding the actual ingredients of this mythical elixir exist, it is most probably fermented primarily from the alcohol soaked clothing of dead Irish men - giving it that slight after taste of Guinness... and corpse.
Adam: "Have you seen Xander recently?"
Ben: "Aye, last night, he'll be out of it for a while though - he downed a bottle of Tesco Value Vodka"
Adam: "Oh S###! What happened?"
Ben: "He got naked and spent the entire evening singing Burlington Burtie then tried to burn down Kings"
Ben: "Aye, last night, he'll be out of it for a while though - he downed a bottle of Tesco Value Vodka"
Adam: "Oh S###! What happened?"
Ben: "He got naked and spent the entire evening singing Burlington Burtie then tried to burn down Kings"
Tesco Value Vodka by Freols May 18, 2009
tesco connection
me: wtf the guy just lagged across the screen and killed me
friend : he must have a 2 bar tesco connection then.
friend : he must have a 2 bar tesco connection then.
tesco connection by volound September 19, 2009
TECOM
Training and Education Command
This division is basically a really badass division.
Why is it called "badass?'
Because, in the division, there are drill instructors when you come to MCRD Parris Island, South Carolina, they basically yell at you.
Each company has 3-2 JDI's or DI's
Each company has 1 SDI.
This division is basically a really badass division.
Why is it called "badass?'
Because, in the division, there are drill instructors when you come to MCRD Parris Island, South Carolina, they basically yell at you.
Each company has 3-2 JDI's or DI's
Each company has 1 SDI.
Yo, those TECOM guys are crazy, they yell at you!
"DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 25 JJ'S!"
- - Gunnery Sergeant Ermy
"DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 25 JJ'S!"
- - Gunnery Sergeant Ermy
TECOM by Demarcus Bartholomew James Jr. January 2, 2022
tephone
{Agnes}: Hey William, the tephone's ringing! Can you get that real quick?
{William}: Sure Agnes!
{William answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end, slams his own telephone down}
{William}: Must have been a wrong number Agnes; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McShake and some McFries!
{William}: Sure Agnes!
{William answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end, slams his own telephone down}
{William}: Must have been a wrong number Agnes; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McShake and some McFries!
Baba Tesco
Baba Tesco by Yung Dhaveed February 22, 2022