| 1. | Hump-n-dump | ||
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Pretend to be in love in order to fuck a chick, and then dump her right away! Don't TELL her, just DISAPPEAR! A person who DOES the hump-n-dump is called "Humpty Dumpty".
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| 2. | N DOT | ||
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Any black person who doesn't have a real job, constantly axe for money, smells like trash, or axe niggerish. It's what 95% of black people are.
If you ever go to A dot Queen in East St. Louis, IL you will see plenty of N dots fixin' to gamble. Kanye: "My lil cousin smokin those cigarettes now, his job trying to claim that he too niggerish now. Is it cuz his skin blacker than licorice now?"
Adam: "No, it's because he's an N DOT." |
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| 3. | Chunk't | ||
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To be "chunk't"
1. To be in such immense hysterics that one is unable to breath. Such an experience is highly enjoyable and is scientifically proven to improve life span. 2. To have a phenominal rack. Such a title is only given to girls marked 11/10. This is a highly cherished achivment for the female species. 3. To look so stupid as to seem as if posing as a short, Chinese, gymnast. 4. To be rich in marrow and carrot (Also tied with the Yiddish word of the same spelling meaning short to medium length trou.) 1. "omg! i am so chunk't right now man! I love you!"
2. "Wow! That chick is chunk't!" 3. "hahaha LOL AT UR FACE! You look proper chunk't! O DEAR!" 4 "Man that guy looks so chunk't! That carrot must be 4ft long!" |
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| 4. | grandón | ||
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Spanish adjective to describe something extremely large. In the echelons of size, grandón is amongst the top.
Grande -> Gran -> Grandón I tore the biggest fart!
Me tiré un grandón pedazo! Que oloroso! I had to take a shit really bad, and the shit really reaked! How big was it? Big? please, it wasn´t big, it was grandón! Yo tuve cagar muy fuerte, y la mierda fue muy oloroso. Como grande lo fue? Grande?, por favor, lo fue grandón! |
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| 5. | Plug n' Pray | ||
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Unlike the plug n' chug when a mathematician puts logical numbers into an equation. With the plug n' pray, mathamatician plug numbers into the equation and prays that there right.
-note mostly used by students failing a math course. "dude I know i aced that math test i used the plug n' pray method."
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| 6. | N-Slomz | ||
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An amazing, marvelous, stupendous, the best fucking gewngoiq3nrgin3gio3inog in the world! You wouldn't believe it! Muha-dubz: Beats the rests by miles. Sim-Dubz: Search Simone on www.urbandictionary.com Lee-Dubz: Homosexual. Oli-Noob: Original creator of the trunk monkey, does nothing significant. Underdog. P.S. This is our new band! Spread the word. guy1:Yo dude! You seen that N-slomz
guy2:yeah they're totally frickin' awesome guy1:yeah dude guy2:I need weed quickly guy1:what you hyping about guy2:It'sa coincidence |
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| 7. | Rab T | ||
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Roberto Agustín Miguel Santiago Samuel Trujillo Veracruz, the latest bassist of metal band Metallica who joined in 2003 replacing Jason Newsted. In scots, Robert is often shortened to "Rab" and Trujillo's last name begins with "T". Hence,Rab T James : "Now here's a solo from my good friend, Rab T"
Rab T : "Hey, my name is Roberto Agustín Miguel Santiago Samuel Trujillo Veracruz, but I'm fine with Rab T" |
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