by tirimtimtish March 9, 2009
A T-Boner is when you're pulling into a left hand turn at a busy intersection and you shoot a gap and you get a rush of adrenaline(maybe a semi chub too) as you feel like you're about to get t-boned.
by Beanmoed May 9, 2015
A fan of the arts and a coach, that generally develops 'hard wood' or as he might say 'a stiff calzone'. Also one to ramble off such random Italian expressions as "HEY I WAS AT THE MARKET THE OTHER DAY, AND THEY HAD NO MILK!" AND "FORGET ABOUT IT! AND THEN I WENT HOME". He claims to have proven himself sexually through lasting a solid not one, but TWO hours of 'frombooli fun'. However, his girlfriend denies all accusations to this 'matzebella madness' and claims he 'releases the sauce before the spaghetti is ready'.
While our Coach T-Boner monitored us during practice, he made such radical demands as to not exclaim any obligatory deli meat or cheese.
by Nave the Slave October 13, 2006
An erect penis that resembles the letter "T"
She sucked my T-boner last night it felt great when I nutted in her mouth. She swallowed the goop, I should've taken a picture of it but she kept sucking my T-boner after the finale.
by meat T-bone stake April 6, 2010
by bobber69 March 21, 2010