T M S 

Typical Man Syndrome. The equivelant PMS for men, where often at certain times of the month they get selfish, rude, and dont want to be nice to their female partner unless it invloves food, sex, football, or tinkering with the car.

Oh he's got the T M S again.

Shutit and take some T M S pills.

Dont wanna be taking him round the clothes shops today..he's got a bad case of T M S

T M S by mr mangobongoladydude February 14, 2008

T.M.S.I.D.K. 

TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW!! (for the texting lions and lionesses) a texting response to someones' 'same old song', expressing boredom (YAWN!!) with someones repetitive and/or boring prattle, you've heard ten thousand times before!!

texting: babble, babble babble...-T.M.S.I.D.K.

that 'bird' is SO excruciatingly FINE!! -T.M.S.I.D.K.

urban dictionary no longer likes michael foolsley definitions!! -T.M.S.I.D.K. !!

T.M.S.I.D.K. by michael foolsley September 5, 2013

G.I.T.M.S. 

G.I.T.M.S. is an abbreviation for the sentence/phrase "Get In There My Son". Usually said when someone has done something and your are proud of them.

You : I kissed her today.

Your friend : G.I.T.M.S.

G.I.T.M.S. by Madman Marner April 10, 2009

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s 

i want to kill my self so badlt but i dont want to make mt friends and family sad

hey whats wrong?
i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s by sad.emo_boi August 11, 2020

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s 

i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad

"hey how are you"
me: "well.... i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s"
"what?"
me: "i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad"
"get some therapy my dude"

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s by sad.emo_boi August 13, 2020

T.W.T.M.S. 

"That's What The Money Say"

T.W.T.M.S.-When You Feeling Yourself In Any Givin Moment.

T.W.T.M.S. by TermOcologist99 July 18, 2024

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch

Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020