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Friend Withdrawal Symptoms 

If you haven't seen a friend for a period of time, you may experience lonely or lost feelings. Like when you are missing a friend you may feel upset and sad, however the "Friend Withdrawal Symptoms" cause the person to experience headaches or complete emptiness.
"I am missing my friend Ali and feel completely empty."
"I think you have Friend Withdrawal Symptoms."
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Flu-Like Symptoms 

David Wells was unable to pitch his scheduled start on Sunday morning due to "flu-like symptoms."
Flu-Like Symptoms by TobyTheRobot September 9, 2008

McDonalds symptoms 

Various symptoms of McDonalds overloading. Signs that your state of health is not good.
McStomachAche
McHeadache
McHeartburn
McCirrhosis
McTwitch
McDepression
McDonalds symptoms by brendan September 9, 2004

Vacation Withdrawal Symptoms (VWS) 

Immediately following a vacation, a person may experience agitation, desire to apply sunscreen even when it is not needed, walking around the house in a bikini or swim trunks and giant sunglases or possibly, sleeping in past lunchtime everyday.
Dr. Bergermeister : Sorry, Steve, Vacation Withdrawal Symptoms (VWS) are untreatable and will last for a couple weeks.

Steve: Aww, darn

Dr.Bergermeister: In the meantime, you should take off the sunglasses. I can't take you seriously with Women's Pradas on

sheeny curse symptoms 

The Sheeny curse has many negative symptoms. The sheeny curse symptoms are as followed. Money loss, halitosis, intense greed, burns on the skin, and you become untalented at sports.
Darn, I pissed off a Jew and I received the Sheeny Curse. Now I am un-athletic. The sheeny curse symptoms are not fun.

COVID SYMPTOMS

When Criss needs to read the first letters of the last four messages in the chat.
George: Yo criss you got covid symptoms
Criss: Wait what
George: sike you thought
COVID SYMPTOMS by g drop bag March 9, 2021

Snowball Symptoms

Several different ailments, often caused by different factors, such as partying during a busy week or trying to juggle many strenuous tasks. i.e. Different sympoms have a snowball effect, rendering the victim uncomfortable at best.
Victim: I'm covered in bug bites from the camping trip, totally beat from partying all weekend, and I think I might have sugar poisoning from all that dessert you made.
Person: Sounds like you have some snowball symptoms.