sympathy

a word between shit and syphilis

her eye was burning when i blasted it with jizm, now she wants some sympathy.

by DR. NastyNuts April 15, 2004

sympathy

to like somebody

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Sympathy d'or

The type of ballon d'or which Penaldo fans and Bayern munich fans want Lewandowski to win in 2021 because ballon d'or was cancelled in 2020.

Lewandisney deserves the sympathy d'or not ballon d'or.

by LM0710 October 6, 2021

Sympathy Laugh

When you laugh at someones joke just because you feel sorry for them.

Man, that comedian was only getting sympathy laughs.

by Orgasmatron666 October 13, 2008

penis sympathy

The faint, lingering feeling of vicarious pain most men feel when they hear of another man in a situation where his penis has been injured.

Hey Jack, remember the end of that fishing trip when the car trunk accidentally slammed down on Phil's crotch? Man, I couldn't have sex for days after that one.

by Moggraider July 21, 2005

sympathy seeker

A person whose status updates on facebook are solely for the purpose of gaining sympathy.

Johnny is such the sympathy seeker that he would go on Facebook to say that his Pet-Rock died if it would get him sympathy.

by Poop Stain Barney March 12, 2011

Sympathy Fuck

When a girl has sex with a guy because she feels sorry for him. This can be a boyfriend that she is no longer interested in or a guy who follows her around with sad puppy dog eyes.

Girl 1: I had sex with Dylan because I felt sorry for him. I hope he will go away and leave me alone, now.

Girl 2: What? You gave him a Sympathy Fuck? He is going to stalk you now!

by Vanilla Cat October 23, 2013