The sexual activity between a man another person in which the man tries to insert his penis into a selected body part but he/she swats at his penis with his/her hand to try to prevent it. This happens several times, resulting in a swordfight-like exchange.
I wanted to fuck her in the ass, but she resisted so I had a Lithuanian Swordfight with her until she gave up.
by Arjan Brussee October 16, 2006
See those two guidos over there, looking at themselves naked in the full-length mirror? As soon as no one's looking, they're gonna have an Italian swordfight.
by jackmurphy October 10, 2006
When there is a schlong on either side of a glory hole and they each try to push their schlong all the way through, fighting for dominance and to decide who's is going to get sucked.
by ButtDartsWorldChamp August 26, 2022
A golden swordfight is when two men start to have a swordfight. During the swordfight, each of the men start to urinate at the same time.
by Waterimono November 26, 2015
A soily swordfight is when two men fuck eachother in the ass and get their dicks covered in shit, then slam them together in a fight to the death to assert dominance over the other.
My ex's boyfriend and I ended up having a soily swordfight to assert who is more powerful, fortunately that bastard is now in the earth where he belongs
by Sentient Leg March 16, 2021
Popularised (and made?) by the musical of Heathers. Basically describes a cockfight happening inside of a girls mouth.
by FUkinHEllCHantel June 8, 2019
by JollyFatMan August 27, 2005