Swittar 

Acronym for a group of feline assassins living amongst humans. They are engaged in a lot of money-making activities both legal and illegal in nature. Lead by a crazy trigger-happy cat whose flabs are hideously full of lard, these cats aim to conquer all of the world so much so that they engaged in a war among cats, dogs, and mice. Swittar stands for the first names of their elites: Swit, Wilyam, Indioh, Tammy, Thomas, Ambrosio and Ruby, each with a capability unique to them.

Swittar bombed my house by accident.

Swittar by Dawggehsfolayp February 23, 2011

shittarded 

getting so shitfaced that you become retarded.

"Dude, I got so shittarded last night!"

shittarded by superaly June 13, 2005

shittard 

a fucktard that is also a worthless piece of shit.

I got a detention for calling someone an asshole. My teacher is such a fucking shittard.

shittard by z-mon March 13, 2009

shittard 

A retarded shithead.

Joey Hoey is a shittard.

shittard by Joey Hoey September 2, 2004

Switters 

Switters is a contradiction for all seasons:

an anarchist who works for the government;

a pacifist who carries a gun;

a vegetarian who sops up ham gravy;

a cyberwhiz who hates computers;

a man who, though obsessed with the preservation of innocence, is aching to deflower his high-school-age stepsister (only to become equally enamored of a nun ten years his senior).

i think they are so mental, they are most defiantly switters.

like that of a "emo" trying not to conform, when in reality they are all conforming to dressing in dark clothing, make up and hating on life.

Switters by Mathias-the irish June 9, 2010

shittaretic 

Like a diaretic, but weightloss is due to food that gives you the shits.

I ate some taco bell and it's a great shittaretic

shittaretic by HellyM March 16, 2008

switters 

A term coined on dailykos to (erroneously) identify a sockpuppet or troll on absolutely no evidence whatsoever. Often used as a rallying cry for "trusted users" to whip up sentiment for another witch-hunt, er, banning.

You're just another Switters sockpuppet!

switters by FieldingBandolier February 27, 2007