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22.
A virus causing much less ownage than the vaccine manufacturers want you to know about.
Businessman: ZOMG, it's Autumn when everybody gets sick; let's give the flu a name like "Swine Flu" to boost our vaccine sales!
by anarkizm October 29, 2009
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23.
Hooking up with a fat chick.
Watch out for that chick man. You don't wanna catch the swine flu do you?
by Rhynon July 01, 2009
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24.
When a person regarless of colour or gender has a sexual attraction towards Latin Americans / Mexicans.

Much like Jungle Fever.
John - Last night I fucked Selena Gomez, it was awesome.
Matt - What? man you got swine flu badd

Staci - Philippe looks really hot today..
Mary - Bitch you got swine flu, i hear its lethal
by Cheezburger&Friez September 29, 2009
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25.
When you got blasted the night before and porked that fatty.
dude #1: so how'd last night go

dude #2: alright...apparently i was schwasted and caught the swine flu.

dude #1: aww man, again?
by purple david October 25, 2009
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26.
Seeming to have to stemmed from Mexico because it has more cases. And moar cases means MEZCANS! amirite? This will lead to the zombie apocalypse. This is probably Al Gore's biggest fear at the moment because 100 years ago, South Park revealed his distaste for Man-Bear-Pig. Anyways, you're screwed. Watch 28 Days and play Left 4 Dead to prep yaselves.
CDC:"new strain of swine flu includes a human strain, a bird strain, and 2 pig strains of flu all in one."

Al Gore: Man-Bird-Pig Flu is a threat to all society as we know it!
by Colonel Krackin April 28, 2009
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27.
The Governments way of saying the common cold so they can send out vaccinations and steal more money from us.
They say it is a horrible thing it's just like the common cold, but psychologically we get sick and think swine flu our minds are powerful and make us more sick so they call it the swine flu.
Doctor: I Think You Have The Swine Flu.

Person: No! I have a very bad respiratory infection and a stuffy nose. My temperature may rise to 102.7 but there's no such thing as a 'swine flu'

Doctor: Um..okay then..
by Swineian October 31, 2009
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28.
A strong desire and/or lust for a fat person, or fat people in general. What "yellow fever" is to Asians, "swine flu" is to chubby people.
"Edward's case of swine flu was clearly out of hand when we caught him out with yet another chunky girl"
by johndoeaa October 19, 2009
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