A form of influenza spread by terrorists disguised as pigs.
by Benjixx April 27, 2009
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a disease that may kill the entire earth and it's all thanks to some horny mexican gringo having anal sex with a dirty pot-belly.
el nombre: 'hey el guapo, that pig's checkin me out'

el guapo: 'wait muchacho, she gots tha swine flu man'

el nombre: 'i'ma fuck that pig'
by CHchainsaw May 2, 2009
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A disease that is ravaging that land of the united states. Some say it is fake while others say that it is Obama's way to block up the border and stop the immigration of mexicans into america. (Even though he claims he is for opening the border)
While others blame former president bush saying that it is his fault that the mexicans created this disease because it is their revenge on us for not allowing them to cross the our lands.
Random Mexican 1:Damn essay im pissed off at them damn gringos for closing off the border

Random Mexican 2:Well homes what can we do

Random Mexican 3:Well them damn chinks came up with the bird flu.

Random Mexican 1:Damn pigs... wait, thats what we will call it. swine flu
by +2 April 30, 2009
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A feeling that comes across an individual when the presence of police, or pigs as they are better known, is so disturbing that it causes one to be sick to their stomach.
All those pigs harassing my friend gave me swine flu.
by RT Pro-America April 28, 2009
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Swine flu is when you're having sex with a girl but pull out to cum all over her pussy, then use your hands to spread it all over her body.

After all, it starts south of the border and quickly spreads north.
Girl: No, not inside! Give me the swine flu instead!
Guy: Oh it's pandemic!
by TPain4Life April 28, 2009
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A sickness brought on by sleeping with a horribly unattractive person. Usually contracted during consumption of massive amounts of alcohol. The illness leaves the person feeling sick to stomach, dirty, depressed, and unwilling to leave the house.
guy1: Hey wanna ride with me over to the party tonight.
guy2: Nah man I'm staying in, last night I contracted a horrible case of swine flu.
guy1: Yeah I saw you leave with that walrus of a woman.
guy2: You ASS! Why didn't you stop me and give me a back handed flu vaccination before I went and got all sick.

by DCSIM April 27, 2009
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n. Pathology.
a highly contagious form of influenza caused by infection with a filterable virus first isolated from swine.

n. Probably not swine flu
by 1123581321 May 5, 2009
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