Swine flu is when you're having sex with a girl but pull out to cum all over her pussy, then use your hands to spread it all over her body.
After all, it starts south of the border and quickly spreads north.
Girl: No, not inside! Give me the swine flu instead!
Guy: Oh it's pandemic!
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