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When a particular person becomes very angry over someone or something while swimming.
Josie is swimming in the fast lane of the pool, she has to stop because two old ladies have stopped to chat in the fast lane. This causes Josie to develop Swimrage, she then shouts at them quite loudly outlining the particular dislike she has for them causing them to promptly move out of her way.
Swimrage by TheDreamMaker November 18, 2011
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Alabama Swimrace 

2 guys and 1 girl (All 3 have to be related), have to be naked in a pool. The 2 guys have to be on one end of the pool, while the girl goes on the other end. The girl must float with her legs open, and the 2 guys must jizz in the pool, specifically towards the girl. The first person to impregnate the girl is the winner.
Bill: Yo Jack, u wanna go and play Alabama Swimrace with our sister, Becca?
Jack: Oh boy, I hope I win dis' time. Mom was letting you win by getting closer to you!
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Mark is coming for swimage
Swimage by Dudeadude March 18, 2011
Swimage is a full PC lifecycle management solution which ensures PCs continually remain healthy and compliant. Whether PCs are onsite or remote, Swimage monitors, alerts, and remediates any issue automatically and rapidly. PCs are fully functional and secure on first login.

To enhance security, Swimage’s patented encryption handler allows devices to always remain encrypted, even during deployments, migrations, and rebuilds. Swimage integrates with zero trust security stacks and ensures all PCs, regardless of location, remain secure and meet compliance requirements.

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Swimage is easily installed in a few hours and can integrate with any existing tools or run stand-alone.
Verb: "My PC had a virus so I swimaged it."
Swimage by Davedude42 December 27, 2022
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