What you give a guy "upstairs" when complimenting him on the impressively "ballooned" status of his "crown" that he possesses "downstairs".
One should take care when verbally admiring a guy's desire-engorged "equipment" while you're also giving him a blowjob, since this may give him a major "swelled head" both "upstairs and down", and of course may also cause him to involuntarily make a huge mess all over your face in the process.
by QuacksO April 9, 2020
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The act of scratching your balls to smell your junk before intercourse. The more alcohol consumed the more stank tolerated.
I had to smell the swell to make sure it didn't overpower Erin's mud flaps.
by Funkywhitemonkey November 20, 2019
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to agree with other's opinions in a situation that most people hold that opinion (it can also used to mean that you seldom give the opinion a thought and just go with the stream)
Donald Trump's statement draws instant and widespread criticism from politicians. Business leaders also swell the chorus.
by YoreY August 17, 2017
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Put some swell gel on it. It should be fine soon after.
by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019
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