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A synonym for micro-penis. One having an extremely large abscess on their uterine tract that causes irritable bowel syndrome, and herpes. The main symptoms of this disease include dripping excrement from ones penis, large red bumps oozing puss, and inflamed ingrown hairs along the scrotum.
Damn, I got the sweepes!
by FUCKMESOFTLY September 16, 2010

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