you are having sexual intercourse and you put a golfball in the girls ass ram it in with your cock, then knee in the stomach to see how far she shits it out
Guy 1: yo i gave my girlfriend last night the sweedish golfball

Guy 2: no way how far did it go

Guy 1: 3 inches
by jjpunksk8r March 23, 2010
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when a man and a women performes intercourse and the man farts and violently shoves the womens head down and makes her smell the potent fumes.
John sweedish ovened taylynn after she said is penis was small.
by Bro1088 August 25, 2006
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The act of a male stuffing his testicles inside the vagina or anus of a sexual partner and banging the hole with said testicles. This can be done while the penis is being used in the same hole or seperate hole or balls alone.
I was banging this chick and she looked bored, so I started sweedish meatballing her butt while we screwed.
by Cave'n December 5, 2012
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similar to the dutch oven except instead of pulling the covers over your partners head, you lift the covers at head level with one hand and push down on your feet with the other, resulting in a deadly blast to the face.
My girl kicked me out of bed this morning after I gave her a dose of the sweedish bellows.
by shardninja March 22, 2012
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Inserting a lightbulb into the vagina of a woman while she is covered by bedcovers. After she is under, tazers are attached to the nipples of the woman and turning on an electric current thus turning on the lightbulb. The result is a bed that looks like a lampshade.
Daniel: I turned THIS chick into a sweedish lampshade last night!
Jared: I wish i had a girl....
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