sweede

The awesome dude / dudette from Sweden that you meet randomly. They earn the title "sweede" by dropping some deep quote that not long after becomes Instagram worthy.

"That was a knarly sweede we just met bro"

"Do you remember that sweede we met riding back country in the mountains?"

by kraylen December 31, 2016

Sweed

1. A term used to describe a gay or dumb person.

2. Also often used to describe a cool(or friendly) person.

1.
Hansey: " Hah! Look at that asshole! "

Makroni: " Yeah! Hes a fucking sweed!"

2.
Jonas: " Hey! Look at that sweed! He is one hell of a guy!"

Kokjen: " Ye, he loves dick and stuff."

by Sut3kh July 1, 2009

Sweed

A type of goggles that have no padding, and are only meant to go around your eye. Not the socket. They tend to be cheeper than other types of goggles, and they're well streamlined.

Mark: Hey man, check this out! Jordan's wearing sweeds!!
Lauren: Oh my gosh, how can he stand them? It feels like they're popping my eyes out when I wear a pair!
Mark: Jordan says that after a month or so, you don't feel anything at all.

by KabamVanz November 21, 2010

sweed

An extremely large woman.

I was driving home from work and looked across the street toward the Krispy Kreme and first in line was a sweed!! I said, "A sweed!"

by Kingpen August 24, 2006

Sweed

Synthetic Weed

"John sure loves the sweed!" "sweed? whats that?" "synth weed, you know the stuff, John smokes it all day, couldnt even drive his car he was so sweeded!"

"hey boss, got sweed! special price for you boss"

by Special Price Boss October 31, 2011

sweed

A professional fighter/grappler.

Gramatica has nothing on the sweed.

by John Wooten March 16, 2003

sweeds

weed seeds the seeds that are found in tha bud of a femail weed plant that are not smoked

i planted some of my sweeds and sucked on the rest

by will August 11, 2004